Unmute this and turn up the volume
OH MY GOD???
Guy: See it’s not so bad is it?
Croc: >:V gneeeh
how do you just have a baby sharp tooth around like that
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cronch
They screm
They screm for the cronch
This is what I opened my tumblr for
The screaming pigeons are my favourite kind of pigeons
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i let the furby skins soak in fabric softener after i washed them and my sis found them and sent me:
and i have never laughed so hard x’D
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new four temperaments are clown, 80s, cowboy, and goth.
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Toucans are pretty weird, right?
I mean look at them, they’re all fucking beak.
But they get weirder.
Have you ever seen a toucan skull?
I MEAN LOOK AT THIS THING THEIR BEAK IS TALLER THAN THEIR ENTIRE FUCKING SKULL
@thestalkerbunny toucan lich
It gets worse:
Without the added volume of feathers, a toucan’s beak is the size of the whole rest of its body put together. They are literally and without exaggeration 50% beak by volume.
50% beak by volume
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(Source: kasunshine, via bolinbender)